Today In Hockey Coaches Gone Wild: Poppin' Off The Top And Throwing Fists

As you can tell, this video comes from Mother Russia so it really shouldn’t be all that surprising to anybody. Russians are weird and crazy and I thank George Washington every day that I’m not from that bizarro land. This fight comes courtesy of the VHL, which I guess is like the AHL to the KHL’s NHL? If you follow me there. Now Izhstal head coach Andrei Razin popping off that top and going TOFTB was obviously the highlight of this whole video, but the real MVP? That award goes to the camera man. Because even through all of this craziness that was unfolding on the ice, he was able to snipe out this Russian smokestack in the stands.

Shitty quality, I know. But she had those “come fuck me” eyes on and I’m almost positive she would have popped her top as well if the camera stayed on her for just a few extra seconds. Now typically, one hockey fight involving the coaches would be enough. But it’s a Friday miracle because we have TWO fights to breakdown involving coaches. That’s right, count ‘em up. One, Two.

Toronto Sun – The Onaping Falls Huskies major midgets finished their season with a bang — and a biff and a pow — when a line brawl erupted in the dying moments of a tournament final in Bradford, Ont., on Sunday. The Huskies won, capping an impressive streak of 85-1-1, going back to last season (they were a perfect 36-0-0 in league play this year), but that wasn’t really what people were talking about this week.

Well that escalated quickly. Now here’s what I don’t really get. Apparently the team in white is the Huskies who went 85-1-1? That doesn’t make any sense to me. The Blues clearly look like the better team. Like a million times better. The Huskies are rolling out there in what looks to be practice jerseys and kids wearing buckets like this.

What is that, a Bauer 1000? Gross. But I guess when you’ve got a coach behind your bench who can deliver knockout shots like this, you just bully your way to 85-1-1.

Horrible, horrible look for the Blues’ coach there. If you’re gonna march your bald ass over to the opposing team’s bench, you better at least keep your hands up. Instead, he ended up eating fist and going down like a sack of bricks. Can’t tell who dropped harder. The coach or this chick.

This is why you just cannot hit women. The moment you lay a finger on them, it’s like a sniper comes out of nowhere and takes them right the hell out. But yeah, great work all around for all 4 of these teams involved. You know playoff hockey is right around the corner when you see shit like this going down. What an incredible atmosphere.

P.S. – Here’s your new default Walk Of Shame .gif